So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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