this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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