yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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