You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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