I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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