she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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