best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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