I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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