Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
only you would photoshop your dick
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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