i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
they need to just BURY HIM!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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