That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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