shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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