I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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