real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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