dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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