May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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