lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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