And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
