Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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