Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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