I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
