Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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