I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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