Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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