Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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