So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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