he shaved USA in his pubs
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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