friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
