I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
