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(540): View more from Virginia

it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.

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(614): View more from Ohio

My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.

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(540): View more from Virginia

There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..

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What's his name?

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(702): View more from Nevada

This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom

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