if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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