Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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