Christians are straight up FREAKS
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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