I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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