last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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