hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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