Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
