seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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