you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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