i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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