yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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