Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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