I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
