I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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