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• (925): View more from California

  GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.

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  Wtf it's a Friday night?

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  PRIORITIZE.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.

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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center

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