Sry I called you an 8
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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