So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
NoShamevember. You game?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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