Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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