i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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