He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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