did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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