***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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