Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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