it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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