All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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